{"product_id":"dont-test-me-witchy-woman-club-v-neck-tee-sugar-spice-a-little-petty","title":"Don't Test Me – Witchy Woman Club V-Neck Tee | Sugar, Spice \u0026 a Little Petty","description":"\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eDon't Test Me. I'll Put You on My List. Sugar, Spice \u0026amp; a Little Petty.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eSome people have a list for groceries. Some have a list for to-dos. And then there's you – you have a list of people who tested you. And they're not getting off it. Ever.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eThis tee is for the women who've been called \"too much\" one too many times. Who know that sugar, spice, and a little petty is a perfectly balanced recipe. Who have a little witchy energy and aren't afraid to use it.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eWelcome to the Witchy Woman Club. Don't test the members. You've been warned.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eWhy the V-Neck?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eFlattering \u0026amp; Modern:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eThe V-neck adds a clean, contemporary edge – elongates the neck, frames the collarbone, and gives this witchy, unapologetic message a polished, wearable feel.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eSoft \u0026amp; Breathable:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003ePremium cotton that feels as comfortable as knowing exactly who's on your list.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eVersatile Styling:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003ePairs with jeans, a leather jacket, or a cute skirt. Works for everything from Halloween parties to everyday \"don't test me\" energy.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eWhat This Tee Says:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\"DON'T TEST ME\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e– The warning. Clear. Direct.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\"I'LL PUT YOU ON MY LIST\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e– The threat. (A little petty? Maybe. Effective? Absolutely.)\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\"SUGAR, SPICE \u0026amp; A LITTLE PETTY\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e– The recipe. Sweet enough to be likeable. Spicy enough to be memorable. Petty enough to remember who crossed you.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\"WITCHY WOMAN CLUB\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e– The membership. If you know, you know.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eWho Is This For?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eShe's the one who:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eHas been called \"intimidating\" and took it as a compliment\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eHas a memory like a steel trap – especially for who wronged her\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eKnows that \"sugar, spice, and a little petty\" is a power move\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eHas witchy energy – in the best way\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eIs done being underestimated\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eThe Witchy Woman Philosophy:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eTesting a witchy woman is a bad idea – just don't do it\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eSugar and spice are good – but a little petty keeps people on their toes\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eThe list is real. And it's not a joke.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eWitchy energy is not a threat – it's a promise\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eDon't test me is not a suggestion – it's a boundary\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eWhy You Need This Tee:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eBold \u0026amp; Unforgettable:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eThis one gets reactions – laughs, double-takes, and maybe a little respect.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eGreat Gift:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eFor the friend who's always been a little witchy – and proud of it.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eQuality You Can Count On:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eSoft fabric. Clean print. Flattering V-neck cut.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003ePerfect For:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eHalloween – but honestly, any day you're feeling witchy\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eGifts for the friend who's always been a little \"too much\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eAnyone who's done being tested\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eA shirt that says \"don't try me\" without saying a word\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eSpecs:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eStyle:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eClassic V-Neck – flattering, soft, and easy to wear\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e(Adjust) Premium cotton blend\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eFit:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eTrue to size with a relaxed silhouette – comfy but polished\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eSizes:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eS-3XL\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eCare:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eMachine wash cold, tumble dry low. 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